Bush: To The Wayback Machine!

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The White House has been reaching back, retrospectively improving and scrubbing dated documents posted on the White House web site to agree with it’s current version of reality.

Even better, the eager young typists of Wikipedia have incorporated the Bush administration’s historical whimsy into their reality, further proof that someday we’ll all disappear up our own assess.

All this from an administration which went out of its way to destroy its own document trail, and is fighting disclosure to its last breath on a dozen fronts.

What are they hiding?  University of Illinois researchers studied how the administration played around with the storied legions of the Coalition of The Willing, our gallant allies in Iraq.

The numbers waxed and wained as countries got bought and un-bought, but the list stayed a seamless garment, always reflecting current White House numbers, projected back in time.

The profs discovered that the highly unwholesome government of Angola,  Cuban pals turned kleptocratic state, flitted briefly onto and off of the Willing List.

This is the government lobbyist/shyster Jack Abramoff made his bones organizing against back in the day.  Abramoff took South Africa’s money and did its evil work against southern Africa majority rule,  red-scorpion-fr-le-scorpion-rouge-dvd-get_img2php1.jpg

up to and including Dolph Lundgren movies.

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Hanukkah Bush

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The New York Post points to George W. Bush’s Hanukkah reception invite as evidence of a certain drift in the departing administration.

Jewish community leaders, likely of a minority persuasion, have received their invitation complete with obvious Christmas tree arrival scene.

Past Republican Presidential efforts to court the chosen people have ended badly, with the Nixon Library no longer even attempting i’s Christmas Around The World Special Jewish Edition this year.

Or does Michael Medved count?

YOUR BUSH MAGIC MEMORIES MOMENT O’ THE DAY

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Reagan Scion Calls for Pissing Out of the Tent

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Michael Reagan is taking a break from identyfying New Reagans in order to diss the post-catastropy Republican field.

” We are attaching ourselves to certain individuals, and as a result we have become a party of people and not a party of principles. We are Romney-ites, or Huckabee or Giuliani devotees, or McCain-ites, or supporters of Gov. Sarah Palin – when we need to be just plain Republicans…In the Balkans, warfare between factions was the status quo. As Republicans, if we continue to Balkanize and fail to unite, then fighting one another will be our party’s status quo.”

Stirring words from a man who upon his death compared Gerald Ford with Saddam Hussein.

Bush: The Great Escape

Dare, Double Dare Ya!  bush-chin.jpg

The Bush Administration looks headed for a clean getaway,  with a final bit of brazenness to top off their many scams.

It now appears Bush will deny us even the pleasure of outrage against his much anticipated torture ‘n wiretapping pardons.   He’ll leave town and essentially dare the Democrats to pursue him.

The Wall Street Journal says the Bushies are inclined to brazen it out, and besides

Some former Bush administration officials have argued against a blanket pardon for post-9/11 activities, saying it would be tantamount to an admission that the Bush policies weren’t legal.

We’ve already heard from the President Elect that he’s inclined to let sleeping rocks lie, and his illustrious Democratic predecessor has hosted one of the legal architects of torture at his library in Little Rock, so it looks like a safe bet.

Enjoy Getting Things Done!