Quit Your Stalin   
 
Americans like to think of D-Day as a splendid battle which, while tough, prefigured our inevitable sweep to victory over Germany. How it came to be  that most of the German army was elsewhere, or where the slave laborers who built the Germans’ “Atlantic Wall” came from are petty distractions.
So it comes […]

Architects of Victory      
Presidential grade inflation reaches a tragic apotheosis with the unveiling of an exciting new Frank Gehry design for DC’s long awaited Eisenhower Memorial.
The scheme accomplishes so many goals:
- obliteration from sight of DC’s only recognition of Lyndon Johnson.
- dimming if not completely blocking Education Department views of the Capitol, giving […]

Behold These Goofs 
Unable to stage signing the “Mount Vernon Statement” at, um, Mount Vernon, massed conservatives held their event instead at the swanky Collingwood Library & Museum, a former dinner theatre venue  on property   once owned by George Washington and now available for wedding rentals.
Mount Vernon wouldn’t let them hold a political […]

Bush Backwash
Oppressed small businessman hope to invent fond memories of the Bush Era, starting with this provocative billboard.
Such miracles have been wrought before with creative application of the writerly arts, even with Bush himself, so watch out.

Good Lord, They Got To Karl! 
 
 

“This year, I was lucky enough to get an invitation to the White House media holiday party, which would have been called a Christmas party if U.S. Grant were still president.” - Bill O’Reilly

Strenuous efforts to uphold the banner of Christ in the White House continue, although they appear increasingly […]