If You Build It They Will Come 
Zoning officials have signed off on George W. Bush’s Presidential Library plunking parking lots right up against its northern neighbors, on a side of the Bush complex not shown in the lovely drawings the Library released. 
The neighbors had complained, and University Park officials made noises about forcing […]

A Cry For Help 
Laura Bush’s glazed look was much commented upon while her husband served as president.  Now the shocking truth can be revealed:  Laura Bush is actually drug and plastic surgery ravaged Betty Ford!
A Ford In Her Future     

Texas sculptor Scott Sustek is creating a  statue for Austin’s Laura Bush Library, under construction in […]

The Hard Shell 
The New Yorker reports the latest on the effort to flog Laura “The Nice One” Bush’s tell-some memoirs, which has involved a series of publishing greats trekking to the White House to meet the Fightin’ Librarian before they sign up.
One publisher says it isn’t going well.

“I considered it the worst, or the […]

Weakly Readers
The mother/daughter Bush author tag team worked it almost up to Jenna’s wedding, but America’s paper of record is unimpressed.

“Whom is this book supposed to convince, and of what? Leaving aside that part of the base who will find the conjuring of ghosts and dragons deeply suspicious, […]

If These Thistles Could Talk
We feared we’d never see the wedding - the Washington Post was among the media hordes resorting to Bush ranch edges file photos while repeating how little we knew.
Then the White House released manna from heaven, and the nation embraced the lovely couple and her sweaty family.
The President is […]