PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSINATIONS Archive

 Dexterous!   

We note with regret the political passing of the Philly Scrambler, Senator Arlen Specter.
Specter first came to public notice as a plucky Warren Commission staffer who explained the seeming inexplicable, the pattern of John F. Kennedy and Texas Governor John Connolly’s wounds, with what will go down The Ages as the “Single […]

Bush Backwash
Oppressed small businessman hope to invent fond memories of the Bush Era, starting with this provocative billboard.
Such miracles have been wrought before with creative application of the writerly arts, even with Bush himself, so watch out.

Bold New Platform       
George W. Bush has announced exciting new plans for his Presidential Library, spraying the horizon with many, many numbered lists of intentions, notions and fanciful ideas.
Just what will his legacy be all about?
The Bush Library will continue Bush’s on-going worldwide effort to devalue words by grasping them tightly to himself:
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You’ll Always Remember When You First Heard
Anniversaries not divisible by five never get the respect of their more numerically endowed brethren, but this year’s Kennedy assassination anniversary has had some high-points.
 
Chronicle Of A Death Foretold  
 
Your USAToday published a “where-did-it-end-up?” roundup of assassination related objects - planes, cars and oddities.  The items are […]

TCU Killed Kennedy! 
Now it can be told!  the Fort Worth Star-Telegram is working the hell out of JFK’s pre-assassination overnight in Ft. Worth, and revisits once again Texas Christian University’s role in the road to martyrdom.
Kennedy’s plans originally included receipt of a TCU  honorary degree, but they changed when TCU’s board rejected the Papist […]