Archive for October, 2009

  Eternal Flame   
The pop-necrophiliac juggernaut that is Michael Jackson has opened a London exhibit of career castoffs and oddities, somehow coinciding with the release of what we can only hope is his last final concert film.
Along with the usual costumes and chotskies is a treasured Ronald Reagan letter to Jackson, wishing him speedy […]

 Straight Poop
George W. Bush made his world-changing motivational speaker debut in Ft. Worth this week, and he went with the tested material.
How to rouse the Texas throng while auditioning for future speaking gigs?
Turd jokes never fail!
Bush wowed ‘em with tales of cleaning up after his dog, showing that former Presidents are just like us. […]

 

A Killer Tree, A Pony And A Welfare Queen Walk Into A Bar…
 

The delightfully named David Rambo taking his skills learned producing “CSI” to the crime scene that was the Ronald Reagan […]

 
“George W. Bush set to become motivational speaker“

Why let others profit from your mistakes?

 

The Nation awaits an orgy of destruction, with release imminent of beloved Director Roland
Emmerich’s latest disaster porn epic, “2012″.
Apparently the Mayan’s foretold our doom even while hurtling unaware to their own demise. Or something
 Emmerich has a history of this, of course.           
Audiences cheered the jolly destruction of Bill […]