Beck Banishes   
Awakened from their slumbers by patriot/seer Glen Beck, conservatives across America rush to join the antic showman in tossing Teddy Roosevelt over the side.
Until now, who knew that TR’s hysterically masculine crackpot vision of a white man’s world had some problems?  Evidently not Jonah Goldberg.
Wonkette peers under the hood of Teddy’s […]

The Pants Send A Signal As Well
One time teen sensation Britney Spears marks the California Winter Solstice as she does always this time of year: displaying herself in a “Dick” t-shirt.
Spears proudly wore the same quasi-opinionated garment a year ago, exciting spirited discussion of what she could possibly know about Watergate and other crimes.
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  $15.95 While Supplies Last!    
……although in practice the Nixon Library & Birthplace Foundation likes to break little children’s hearts.
The cool kids will also be hanging this Nixonian wisdom on the tree.   […]

Bold New Platform       
George W. Bush has announced exciting new plans for his Presidential Library, spraying the horizon with many, many numbered lists of intentions, notions and fanciful ideas.
Just what will his legacy be all about?
The Bush Library will continue Bush’s on-going worldwide effort to devalue words by grasping them tightly to himself:
Join […]

To Equatorial Guinea, where the Dark Continent meets the Deep Blue Sea, and oil floats the ruling family to a higher realm.
A spectacularly corrupt kleptocracy has evolved this West African island and some coast into a […]