There’s Something About A Train 
 
 
 For the Presidential Transport Complete-ist, exciting news from the plains of Texas.
MTH Electric Trains has launched a series of HO model trains commemorating an obscure tribute to former President H.W. Bush.
In 2005 the Union Pacific Railroad appears to have had time and rolling stock on its hands, so the company […]

Now With Added Stature!
In an intriguing political parallel universe, pollsters matched up the sitting president with his term-limited predecessor. And the out guy is a comer.
From his popularity depths in the 20s, George W. Bush has clawed his way back to a position where 44% of poll-ees want him in office over Barack Obama.

Laying […]

                               This Is Not Happening! 
Feisty tabloid The New York Post reports Former Presidents Clinton and Bush have canceled a once mildly interesting sounding speaking event, vowing no longer to  “undoubtedly generate heated discussion as the best political minds of our day examine the most talked about topics surrounding current events.”
 

The two had been slotted […]

 
MMM, Cake!
                                                                  
 
Bill Clinton revisited past triumphs Sunday, visiting embattled Kosovo to salute its quasi-independence from Serbia.
                                                                                                                           
And to unveil the vast statue of himself gracing Bill Clinton Boulevard in exotic Pristina.  A jaunty Bill is presented, clutching in one hand a portfolio or briefcase inscribed with the date bombing Serbia began.
Inglorious withdrawals and never […]

The Nation awaits an orgy of destruction, with release imminent of beloved Director Roland
Emmerich’s latest disaster porn epic, “2012″.
Apparently the Mayan’s foretold our doom even while hurtling unaware to their own demise. Or something
 Emmerich has a history of this, of course.           
Audiences cheered the jolly destruction of Bill […]