Remembering history the way they wished it had been
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Boston’s John F. Kennedy Presidential Library is turning that frown upside down for Presidents Day, showing off a Kennedy error for the holiday.
Then Senator Kennedy acquired A. Lincoln by Ross F. Lockridge from the Library of Congress at some point during his time on the Hill, and never returned it.
Now the world may gaze upon the tome at the Kennedy Library before it disappears once more into the L of C’s catacombs.
Missed The Bus  
Please Send Checks 
From Ronald Reagan’s Favorite Newspaper comes word of posthumous woes for the real estate legacy of the man he almost beat in 1976, Gerry Ford.
 Human Events reports that Ford’s former Arlington Virginia home, dead in the market since at least 2006, has had it’s sale price chopped again, to $800,000.
 And the economic meltdown haunts another storied Ford property, his Colorado ski home. Strenuous efforts to spread presidential pixie dust have come to naught. They’ve now knocked $2 million off the price, bringing it down to a low, low $13 million.
Where it lingers still.
Calling All Cars 
Yet another former Ronald Reagan vehicle has been surfaced, adding to the ever-growing fleet somehow associated with Reagan’s Santa Barbara area ranch.
Reagan’s Rancho Del Cielo was the Crawford of its day, a late in life purchase allowing much manly brush clearing while in office, but with nicer weather.
At least three jeeps claim some ranch provenance, and now a ghastly Subaru Brat Reagan once owned  
has been lovingly restored to its former hideous condition. 
Because If We Can’t Laugh About Differences Over Torture… 
Light-hearted jibes about torture were in the house Sunday at DC’s Alfalfa Club dinner.
The annual gathering of Washington’s great and good is of course a temple of good natured joshing amongst the elite, the very pinnacle of our treasured bipartisanship. Thus Barack Obama found himself making light of the founding purpose of this entirely white until the 1970s dinner, honoring Robert E. Lee.
The sparkling event was brightened even more by the podium styling of “Jumping” Joe Lieberman, who the Washington Post reports wow’d them with topical laughs.
Lieberman’s rib-tickler sprang from Dick Cheney’s mysterious back-injury-while-moving-offices. “I had no idea waterboards were so heavy,” quipped the Nutmeg State Senator.
Tough Love 
Word that Michael Reagan has taken his search for daddy love to a new low.
America’s third rated right-wing talk radio network has dropped Ronald Reagan’s eldest son, according to blatherwatch, and he has landed at the American Family Association’s fourth rated one.  
 AFA’s larger claim to fame is their long time jefe maximo Donald Wildman, who periodically sallies forth from his cracker redoubt launching War On War On Christmas battle-cries such as:
| “At PetSmart, Christmas doesn’t exist“ |
Blatherwatch says the AFA “network” is an agglomeration of the sort of dinky-town stations “that depend on evangelists and vitamin salesmen who pay for their own shows.”
Little Reagan seems increasingly out of touch. His web-page flogs Reagan fantisist Paul Kangor’s book on Reagan crony and Saddam emissary William “The Horse Theif” Clark, and features a link to the defunct Senate site of George Allen, who lost his seat in 2006.
