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Tuesday is your day, Donald Trump and other fans of slavery nostalgia!

It’s the gala reopening of Beauvoir, home of Confederate President Jefferson Davis, largely destroyed by politically correct Hurricane Katrina. The accompanying “Presidential Library” was wiped out completely by the avenging wind.

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Small compensation for New Orleans, but we Americans are an optimistic people.

Tuesday will also be Davis’s 200th birthday., encouraging the warm feelings of confederate nostalgists towards the traitor. Promoters of the “”Other President” walk a careful but familiar line, lamenting the tragic war between brothers without ever quite explaining what it was about*

Beauvoir’s special day will be marked with flags, speeches, several more speeches, and countless men in itchy wool uniforms. Some sense of decorum is being observed however. The program ask that:

 

“All re-enactors please use back gate entrance.”

 

 

*slavery!

Fox & Friends, And Friends

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The militant halfwits of Fox & Friends are storied in legend and song for promoting crackpot stories of madrassa raised Barack Obama and other smears.

But what if all they are is dim?

Evidence for the affirmative: Fox & Friends confusing abolitionist Frederick Douglas with Abraham Lincoln sparing partner Stephen Douglas. lincoln-fox-frederick-douglas.JPG You can see an MSNBC clip of the buffoonery here.

Hillary Clinton’s latest hat trick of calling for “Lincoln-Douglas” style debates appears to be going nowhere, but not before snagging Fox along with the Tiffany Network, which reported:

“She said she would like to see an Abraham Lincoln-Frederick Douglas style debate, where the two traveled around Illinois debating one-on-one.”

[thanks to Joe for the alert]

Lost Leaders

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Your Washington Times continues to perform magnificently as the daily diary of the Confederate Dream. Their latest is an esquisitly detailed roundup on all the festivities unfolding in this, the Jefferson Davis Bicentennial Year.

The creepy efforts to ape real President’s commemorations will be at full force in 2008. There appear to be at least two reenactments of Davis’s swearing in as secessionist President, and strained efforts to tie Davis to Black History Month have been presented with a straight face. The festive schedule will climax with the the reopening of the Davis Beauvoir home in Gulfport Mississippi, the “Mount Vernon of the Confederacy.”

katrina.jpg Beauvoir was largely destroyed by Hurricane Katrina,

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The neighboring Davis “Presidential Library” was flattened. davis-library.jpg

Its all being rebuilt at a cost of $20 million, provided in part by serial bankrupt Donald Trump and the federal government, over the objections of the NAACP.

But for all this, the first Davis oath reenactment attracted a few hundred. The post-Katrina relaunch of Beauvoir was so sparsely attended they used odd cropping to hide the size of the crowd. davis-dedication-side.jpg

The Lost Cause appears to be getting loster.

Air Power

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President Bush’s “Lunge for Legacy Tour” of the Middle East continues. Not content with attempted burnishing of his own record, Bush is reaching back into the past tear down one of the greats, Franklin Roosevelt.

At issue is the age old Auschwitz question, what did Roosevelt do? Or as Secretary Rice summed it up, “the often-discussed ‘Could the United States have done more by bombing the train tracks?.” auschwitz-raillines.gif

Bush says yes. Others aren’t so sure. The Associated Press quotes a raft of people affirming the would have been usefulness of bombing Auschwitz, most of them not historians.

The literature on this is vast. One place to start is The Myth of Rescue: Why the Democracies Could Not Have Saved More Jews from the Nazis by W. D. Rubinstein. He summarizes the claims made about logistics, prospects and politics of bombing the camps, and concludes that they are myths, myths being used to slander the Allied war leadership.

” In searching for a rational explanation of modern history’s greatest crime, it is important that we not assign guilt to those who were innocent.”

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twelve_oclock_high_bw.jpg Bush grew up at a time when “Twelve O’Clock High” was on television, with terse talking bombardiers constantly off to hit ball-bearing plants, returning with barely a scratch. And the madcap antics of Hogan’s Heroes gave further proof of America’s endless pluck. hogans-heros.JPG

In reality the Allies had limited resources, which they used with limited results.

The efficacy and morality of the wartime bombing are discussed in Among the Dead Cities: The History and Moral Legacy of the WWII Bombing of Civilians in Germany and Japan by A.J. Grayling among-the-dead-cities.jpg

The post war Strategic Bombing Survey found that even the most energetic and successful bombing had limited effects.

To pull an example from the air, ball bearings:

“The German anti-friction bearing industry was heavily concentrated… approximately half the output came from plants in the vicinity of Schweinfurt….In a series of raids beginning on August 17, 1943, about 12,000 tons of bombs were dropped on this target — about one-half of one per cent of the total tonnage delivered in the air war…[after massive loss of aircraft] Repeated losses of this magnitude could not be sustained …Although there were further attacks, production by the autumn of 1944 was back to pre-raid levels…. there is no evidence that the attacks on the ball-bearing industry had any measurable effect on essential war production.”

And this was in Western Germany, not hundreds of miles East in Poland.

As long as we are playing make believe, why not imagine a world in which American aid to the Soviets was even vaster that it was. In this happy play-war, the millions of Soviet soldiers who died in the campaigns leading to the Soviets liberating the camps never died, but rolled up to the gates in sturdy Ford trucks a year or so earlier.

Fashion Backward

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The campaign t-shirt is not one of the higher art forms. For that matter it’s not one of the higher forms of campaigning. But they get made and worn nevertheless.

Not always, though. Past Presidential candidates may have been restrained by lack of ready access to the mills of Asia, or the knowledge that few of their supporters would look attractive in the items. But by harnessing the power of the web, some visionaries have dared to dream the dream of a William Howard Taft t-shirt. taft-for-pres.jpg

The Des Moines Register calls our attention to retropresident.com, source retro-president.gif of this salute to an earlier, less visibly sweaty era.

Neil Swanson launched the notion.

“What if someone could have a Truman or FDR or Nixon T-shirt, just like the vintage sports shirts and hats? They didn’t have T-shirts back in the day, obviously, so why not create some?”

Lesser lights get their moment as well, although reviving Dick Gephardt’s Chrysler star logo gephardt-for-president-tshirt.jpg isn’t likely to make anyone misty for what might have been. The best graphics are Republican -

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…and Richard Nixon. nixon-tshirt-repo.jpg

The overall lesson is relief that most of these sorry graphics did not get wider exposure “back in the day.” And the certain knowledge that Obama’s small-town-electric-co-op looking logo obama08_thumblogo150.gif has company in blandness.