Boys on Film

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Writers never tire of linking politicians to pop culture. It’s favorite lists, free association and bad jokes, with the patina of History.

Peter “Not TV’s Scamp” Bart steps forward in Variety to do the honors this election season. Bart mobilizes material he appears to have been working on before many candidate’s recent demise, so his Romney and Edwards jokes still go forth to educate and amuse.

It’s a classic setup: candidate X wins and the nation needs to know: what movies will they watch? mst3k.jpg

“With Super Tuesday finally behind us, the presidential candidates hopefully will take a breather, perhaps even catch a movie. After all, the winner will soon have that delicious perk, the White House screening room, at his (or her) disposal.”

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Bart moves rapidly from unproven thesis to generalization to factoid, to ignoring what a fairy tale Casablanca was.

“All this is relevant because, in the past, the filmgoing habits of previous presidents have provided a good indicator of their true character. Franklin D. Roosevelt was a sucker for any Disney toon, but took his movies seriously enough to arrange a screening of Casablanca just before leaving for the Casablanca Conference of 1943.”

There’s even a Hollywood Ending:

“For the record, the White House’s biggest movie fan was, of all people, Richard Nixon, who liked “Patton” best of all, screening it three times during the secret bombing of Cambodia. Nixon screened some 500 films during his White House stay…”

…and then he closes with a classic dirty joke involving Pat Nixon.

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Martha Joynt Kumar is an actual scholar of White House operations, and she reviewed “All the Presidents’ Movies” when the made for Bravo documentary’s producers claimed it was to be released on DVD.

Kumar’s controversial thesis:

Presidents spend a fair amount of time watching movies and using them to entertain others

She does extract some fun facts. This version of White House cinephilia has Jimmy Carter topping Nixon’s supposed 500 films by viewing 579. ” That works out to an average of one every two and a half days.

National Malaise can only explain so much.

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“…the president sometimes watched movies prior to important meetings. Twice that was the case with The Sound of Music. Reagan watched the movie the night before a 1983 Williamsburg economic summit with governors and prior to a 1986 meeting with Gorbachev in Geneva. “

Julie Andrews’ plucky demeanor may have served Reagan well, but the Geneva Summit happened in 1985.

Reagan may have applied Andrew’s methods in other contexts.

In “My favorite Things” Andrew’s character “simply remembers.”

 


“When I’m feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don’t feel so bad”


The man who confused seeing film of German death camps with being there screened “The Killing Fields” at the White House. He was apparently untroubled, viewing an account of “Democratic Kampuchea” while his administration supported it’s murderous remaints in their war on the Vietnamese installed Hung Sen government. Reagan’s administration [and Carter’s before them] viewed the genocidal Pol Pot as a useful stick against Vietnam.

The Reagan Century

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Wish last week’s Reagan Birthday madness would never end? reagan-cake-3.JPG Your dream draws closer, because America’s Reagan Centennial Countdown has begun!

Representative Elton Gallegly [R- Reagan Library] will be history’s handmaiden.

Gallegely is best known for his crusade to deny citizenship to American born children of the foreign born. Not that this stopped him from endorsing Mitt “Anchor Baby” Romney. californiansforromneybanner.JPG

His legislation exhibits the attention to detail that marks Reagan stagecraft.

Past Presidential centennial commissions have been filled with bipartisan Washington worthies. The Eisenhower Commission had seven Senators, seven House Members, the Archivist of the United States, and six public members appointed by the President. The Teddy Roosevelt Centennial Commission had eight Presidential appointees, two Senators and two Congressmen.

Gallegely’s bill would lift the dead hand of government by giving the Reagan Library Foundation control of the Commission. It would name six out of eleven commissioners. So the people who brought you the Nancy Reagan dress exhibit will get even more federal money to tell government certified tales about Reagan.

Eisenhower to Obama: the Scarlet Thread

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eisenhower-i-still-like-ike.jpg Ike’s Republican granddaughter has endorsed Barack Obama.

Susan Eisenhower got placed on the Washington Post op-ed page on a Saturday, and one suspects it will be portrayed as lacking the torchlight passing magic of the Caroline n’ Ted event last week.

Unmentioned is her husband Roald Sagdeev, Russian scientist and hero-of-socialist-labor.jpg Hero of Socialist Labor.

The End of the Affair

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It ain’t just disgruntled Labour supporters in Britain who dislike the current US president.

British Conservative blogger Ian Dale has polled his largely Conservative readership on ranking US Presidents since World War II. It’s not a scientific poll, but even these hardened fans of the smack of firm government view Bush the Younger as a walking disaster.

The rankings:
Franklin D Roosevelt +67
Dwight Eisenhower +59
Harry Truman +53
Ronald Reagan +50
John F Kennedy +40
Bill Clinton + 20
George Bush Snr -4
Lyndon Johnson -19
Gerald Ford -20
Jimmy Carter -40
Richard Nixon -42
George W Bush -48

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70s Nostalgia Reaches It’s Tragic Apogee

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Michigan is going ahead with pulling the plug, removing their Capitol Hill statue of a consequential historic figure in favor of the nation’s highest placeholder.

They would yank Senator Zachary Chandler, a Radical Republican who pressed President Lincoln to arm freed slaves against the South in the Civil War, and who led the fight against slavery in Washington DC.

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In order to put up “Everybody Loves” Gerry Ford.

 

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An aroused citizenry could stop this travesty. Statue flipping began only in 2003 with Eisenhower. California is dumping one of it’s existing statues to make way for the beloved Ronald Reagan, but they’ve spared us Nixon so far. [Notice a pattern here?]

The Joint Committee on the Library of Congress has to sign off on dumping Chandler for Ford, so let them know you want Gerry in his place.

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