Remembering history the way they wished it had been
Now With Added Stature! 
In an intriguing political parallel universe, pollsters matched up the sitting president with his term-limited predecessor. And the out guy is a comer.
From his popularity depths in the 20s, George W. Bush has clawed his way back to a position where 44% of poll-ees want him in office over Barack Obama.
Laying low, raising library money and a thoughtful assist from the beloved Bill Clinton appear to have done the trick.
Old Acquaintance Been Forgot 
This Is Not Happening! 
Feisty tabloid The New York Post reports Former Presidents Clinton and Bush have canceled a once mildly interesting sounding speaking event, vowing no longer to “undoubtedly generate heated discussion as the best political minds of our day examine the most talked about topics surrounding current events.”
The two had been slotted to appear in the “Minds That Move The World” series at Radio City Music Hall, but the Post says they backed out after seeing the event’s lame hype.
Sites promoting the event are already scrubbed or strangely empty, and 
Bill Clinton revisited past triumphs Sunday, visiting embattled Kosovo to salute its quasi-independence from Serbia.
And to unveil the vast statue of himself gracing Bill Clinton Boulevard in exotic Pristina. A jaunty Bill is presented, clutching in one hand a portfolio or briefcase inscribed with the date bombing Serbia began.
Inglorious withdrawals and never were’s in Haiti and Somalia have yet to receive bronze commemoration.
The Nation awaits an orgy of destruction, with release imminent of beloved Director Roland
Emmerich’s latest disaster porn epic, “2012″.
Apparently the Mayan’s foretold our doom even while hurtling unaware to their own demise. Or something
Emmerich has a history of this, of course. 
Audiences cheered the jolly destruction of Bill Clinton’s White House in 1996.
This time Real America’s chosen instrument to destroy the nest of Socialism is of course the mothballed USS John F. Kennedy, recalled to serve the Republic for one last mission
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To the storied Plains of Kosovo, where the embattled former Yugoslav dominion rebuilds itself as an alternative Albania.
Like the Land of Eagles, Kosovo loves them some US Presidents. Pristina pines for former President Bill Clinton to dedicate the massive statue they’ve erected on Clinton Boulevard in his honor, but he won’t be able to come until next month.
Kosovars love of Freedom’s Own Land and its former leaders is apparent at every turn. 
