George W. Bush Finds Guns & Butter

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Wonkette reports exciting former chief executive news.

Beloved former President George W. Bush continues to refill the coffers, drained by years of dedicated public service, lifetime salary and expenses aside.

His latest moneymaker will be addressing the prestigious “Safari Club International Hunters Convention” in Northwest Nevada’s glam capital, Reno.

Your correspondent has actually been to the convention hotel, the fabulous Peppermill Casino & Resort,  and a more claustrophobic hell-scape of bad lighting, cheerless gambling and portly Americans cannot be imagined.

The Safarians are getting muy moderno for the occasion, tricking out their web site with proven link-bait like the “Top Ten [ageless comedy format]Reasons To Attend SCI’s Annual Hunters Convention.

Past Safarians have included Bush family favorite Dana Carvey, shown here last year appearing as Wayne’s World’s “Garth.” yes of course, chastened liberal Dennis Miller will be in town!

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