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Oh Yes, There’s More! 

After Black Friday, the nation looks ahead to Tapin’ Tuesday.

  The Nixon Library releases still more Nixon tapes December 2nd!

Damp But Determined  

The New Nixon reports on efforts to protect the Nixon birthplace from fire,  with continuous hosing down by Nixon Foundation staff.

Hope Lives   

So far the Yorba Linda fires appear to be west of the Nixon Birthplace, Grave, Wedding Chapel and Museum, but watch the skies! 

Excitable locals are monitoring the situation.

Statuesque!  

Gerald Ford is another step closer to immortality in the United States Capitol, with the selection of the artist to create a larger than life statue.

Michigan is making room for No-Term Gerry by yanking the state’s statue of Zachary Chandler, a Civil War era Republican senator of real accomplishments.

The unfortunately named University of Missouri “Maneater” reports that professor J. Brett Grill will do the honors, although he seems a little shaky on his Ford facts.  Gill says Ford “was one of our only unelected presidents,” but of course Ford was the only unelected president.

Whip Ignorance Now!

 Take Nancy Reagan, Please!   

“The Divine Gift of Motherhood” desperately tries to process the Palin Clothes Express into the simple country girl narrative, and somehow comes up with the haunting parallel of…..Nancy Reagan!

Elizabeth Kathryn Gerold-Miller’s calls Palin a misunderstood  Everygal in need of a beauty boost:

“Most of us need a little help to look absolutely fabulous. You can almost see yourself being put into her position, becoming a surprise vice-presidential nominee, with a newborn baby and nothing appropriate to wear. You know your looks are going to be scrutinized from head to toe and all around. Considering that the entire budget spent on her behalf actually could have been spent on one outfit, by some of the rich elite, I think she was her frugal self.”

Indeed.

Further point-missing erupts when Gerold-Miller takes comfort from history, in this case the sunny version of herself Nancy Reagan presented last year in a White House fashion retrospective at the Reagan Library.

“What comes to mind most easily is a similar controversy over the pricey, high fashion clothing worn by the elegant Nancy Reagan. Most of the clothes were borrowed, and some were donated by the designers. Many of the pieces were in turn donated by Nancy, as is the intent of Palin.”

Nancy Reagan took dresses as gifts, didn’t report them, promised to reform when she got caught, and kept doing the same thing throughout Reagan’s administration.

Androids! 

….And choose to present herself as a great philanthropist by retroactively donating some of her ill-gotten gains.

The show closes next week, although Betsey seems to think it opens then.