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Chronicle Of A Fool Foretold  

CBS TV Funnyman David Feherty  has attracted concerned stares over the murderous fantasies about Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid  he revealed while welcoming George Bush to Dallas, but Bush’s fellow Preston Hollow resident clearly has other issues.

If you worry who Bush has settled amongst in Dallas, be of good cheer. Bush’s neighbors share his willful myopia, because after all, “what a nightmare of a time that was to be president of the United States!”

Yes, poor George did his best, or was stabbed in the back, or something, as he  “he played some of the rotten cards he was dealt.”

Feherty is quite the student of  Middle Eastern affairs, as  shown in his evocation of “my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East,” and  “having spent considerable time in the Middle East myself.”

This expertise leads the golf comedian to the bold conclusion that “Americans in America have been safe since 9/11, almost the whole length of G2’s term as president, and for that we should be thankful.”

And just how did he acquire this hard won knowledge of facts on the ground [with added sweep of history] in a dangerous neighborhood?

USO tours!

Yes, 2007 and 2008 crotch joke performances before military audiences, and classic man-dress and camel dung material for the readers back home of have taught Feherty all he needs to know about The Man Who Kept Us Safe. Feherty adds a touch of magic to his tales of desert redemption by saying the stirring war scenes he witnessed caused him to apply for US citizenship

Feherty’s Call to Citizenship

But by his own account he has been applying since July of 2003, back when the mission was accomplished, all we feared was dead-enders, and he had yet to travel to freedom’s new found land.

 In A Foreign Field

When Leadership Counts

Well, somebody‘s excited about the Bush Library’s easy money! 

Rebuilding Reagan 

The Reagan Presidential Library takes its place at the trough this summer, as Madera Road will be widened from the hilltop shrine to Semi Valley. More than half of the $2.7 million cost will come from federal funds.

America’s titanic struggle over dreaded “pork,” apparently detectable by “earmarks,” featured many stirring calls to block money going to those corrupt presidential libraries.

Watch for Freedom’s Warriors on this one!

Hiring Deciders 

Southern Methodist University faces trial this fall over a lawsuit challenging the University’s George W. Bush Library land acquisition.  The former president has been ordered to testify on his knowledge of SMU’s dealings, but is appealing.

In preparation for the case SMU has hired a prominent Democratic lawyer whose law firm funded the campaign of the judge hearing the case.  Her late husband devised Democratic party building plans benefiting the judge’s election as well.

Run Silent, Drill deep

Bush meanwhile is  harming any defense that he’s too busy to be deposed in the SMU lawsuit.  He recently found the time to travel to West Texas to accept his coveted membership in Midland’s  Petroleum Museum Hall of Fame, commemorating his various failed oil patch schemes prior to becoming president.

Dallas Delights  

 Vanity Fair explores the fascinating life of recent retiree George W. Bush.  His road to Calgary, the grim details of his dog-walking.

Best part?

We travel once more to foggy Central Europe, where a callow young president met grizzled veteran Vaclav Havel, passions swelled, and a vision of the Bush Presidential Center took form.

“He loves Vaclav Havel,” says former White House press secretary Dana Perino. “He told him, ‘When we’re up and running, I’d like to have you come write a book there.“

The reality principal is introduced by former bushlibraryblog [on hiatus since 2007, and still ahead of Bush’s library blog!] empresario Benjamin Johnson.

“Vaclav Havel is not going to come to the fucking Bush center!” scoffs Benjamin Johnson.“