Republican Re-Animator

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Rick “Re-Animator” Barber triumphantly mobilized George Washington’s ghost in the Alabama 2nd House District campaign, and now our first Republican president has been summoned to the cause. 

Plus Holocaust victims!  

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Over The Top don’t begin to describe it.  I think we know where Rick is going with this:

Nixon Sucks?

The haunting resemblance of people, things, and geographic entities to Richard Nixon is much commented on, and the youngsters at Wandering Goblin have a new entry in the Nixon lookalike parade:

Nixon as Vampire 

But, as in so many things, Cuba was ahead of the curve on this one:  OSPAAAL 1972 -- Faces of Nixon by Alfredo Rostgaard

Nancy Reagan: She Sees Dead Presidents

Happy Days Ahead!  Photo Courtesy Ronald Reagan Library

Nancy Reagan speaks to Vanity Fair‘s beloved Reagan conduit Bob Colacello, and we learn she communes with the deceased former chief executive.

I see Ronnie. At nighttime, if I wake up, I think Ronnie’s there, and I start to talk to him. It’s not important what I say. But the fact is, I do think he’s there. And I see him.

But these apparitions are apparently but a foretaste of the glorious communion to come, when Nancy and Ronnie are somehow reunited in death.

‘Cause Billy Graham told her it was so!

I said to him, ‘Just tell me if I’m going to be with Ronnie again. Just tell me that and I’ll be O.K.’ He said, ‘You are.’ And I said, ‘O.K.

No word on if the aged evangelist’s thinks Nixon or the Jews will be coming along.

To A Higher, Better Place   hosl03_reagan

Lincoln Undead!

It Came From The Heartland!  lincoln-vampire-film-still.JPG

The apparently desperate boredom of the Great Plains has led a coven of University of Illinois students to slap together what we can only hope is the world’s first film featuring Father Abraham as a bloodsucker.

The Springfield premier
is this weekend.

You have been warned.

From Stalin To Nixon

Hugo Your Way & I’ll Go Mine chavez-hugo-doll.jpg

Along with a Trotsky quoting fan of a 19th century slave holder, one of the joys of Venezuelan politics is the freakishly heterogeneous alliance of groups opposed to Hugo Chavez.

The broad span is demonstrated in a recent article where Venezuelan student leader Stalin González laments the alleged persecution of fellow campus caudillio Richard Nixon Moreno.

stalin-gonzalez.jpg Stalin & Nixon, Together At Last! nixon-richard-nixon-moreno.jpg