Tricorn Tea Baggers Tearin’ It Up

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Would be Republican congressional candidate Rick “Ric” Barber is lashing out against  oppression the only way he knows how: summoning the bewigged ghosts of unspecified 18th Century greats to join him in war on the federal government.

Just how this founder-iffic militia uprising is to be coordinated through his Congressional franking privilege is unclear, but Rick wants you to know he’s not gonna beg for the job:

As a successful small business owner, Rick Barber doesn’t need a Congressman’s salary.

My Photo  Rick has already scored the coveted endorsement of renowned Internet crazy lady Pamella Geller, pausing briefly in  her long twilight struggle against   “female non-Muslim sex slaves

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