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“Sen. Rodolfo Biazon Wednesday questioned the US government’s deployment of an aircraft carrier to help in the search for survivors of the capsized MV Princess of the Stars and the retrieval of bodies trapped in the vessel. “An aircraft carrier is not designed for salvage. The USS Ronald Reagan is a strategic and combat vessel whose main assets are aircraft, F-18s. What will the F-18s do for the recovery [efforts]?” Biazon, a former chief of staff of the Armed Forces, said in a press conference.He said the US government should have sent smaller ships with a crane instead.“

Could there be some other motive for sending the USS Reagan to the Philippines?

I Dream of Africa

The Ghanaian army has ended our fun, denouncing independent presidential candidate Richard Nixon Tetteh as a fraud.

Tetteh claimed to be a former Warrant Officer, but the army says he was only a private, and under the name Samuel Nixon Tettey.

Former Mexican President Vicente “Even Blacks” Fox threatens to open the first ever Mexican Presidential Library Monday.

It’ll be great.

Es Muy, Muy Autentico!

His web page is already filled with endless caption-less photographs the nature of which we can only speculate about. This appears to be the bottom of an alien transport vacuum device.

Who’s coming to the opening?

Probably not Gorge Bush. President Bush started out all buddy-buddy, but despite their shared love of endangered species cowboy boots, Bush’s interest in close-in neighborhoods faded when a middle east tear-down became available. And more recently Fox called out Bush’s cowboy schtick, recalling that he was afraid of horses.

There’s always fellow after office investigatee Brian Mulroney.

Mulroney appears to have time on his hands, and he ought to done flogging his eleven hundred page memoirs by now.

New Light on Old Presidents

One former Korean President is pursuing Carter-ization, demonstrably simple living joined with good works, while a murder has called attention to a dead former President’s political afterlife.

The New York Times reports that Roh Moo-hyun’s just plain folksiness is wowing em back in his hometown, and he’s remaining visible elsewhere through his web site.

Former strongman Park Chung-hee

[took power in a coup, killed in office by head of KCIA] is back in the news after a murder at his former home, preserved as a monument to his humble roots.

And, um, service to Korea’s former Japanese overlords.

Dig Deep!

They hover on the edge of starvation in North Korea, but the plucky workers state still finds time to remember friends abroad.

Namibia has just dedicated a new State House Presidential residence, courtesy of Kim Jong Il’s legions.

It’s not small.