You Complete Me 
The Clinton Library opened in 2004 with incessant bridge imagery physical and rhetorical, but some disgruntled locals claim something is missing: a bridge.
Build Our Bridge claims the Library agreed to renovate a nearby railroad bridge as a condition of acquiring city property. References to the bridge’s glossy future do litter the landscape, it even got a mention in the failed Baylor University bid for the George W. Bush Presidential Library.
The Clinton Library still says bridge repair is in the works, and they continue to sell 
l stone markers to finance the project.
By happy coincidence the public face of the bridge builders is Gene Pfeifer, whose land was seized by Little Rock while assembling the Clinton project property.
Gap Years 
Home of the Whopper! 
Ex President Bush caught a fish, and the event will of course be commemorated for all time in the Bush Presidential Library.
There it will join the shrines to tiny foes created 
and destroyed 
and the salutes to Patriot Missiles, which may or may not have helped.
Family Ties 
The Nixon family has long enjoyed a special relationship with African Americans.
And now a Nixon daughter endorses Obama!
The Nixon Library Feud continued by other means! 
Goner? 
Saying the unspeakable to the unsavory, Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels has dared remind the Republican faithful that Ronald Reagan has not been with us for some time, and isn’t likely to return
Daniels addressed a Washington DC conservative gathering, boldly saying “we need to look towards the future rather than staying in the past.”
In simpler times, Mitch was never happier than when shovel leaning at the Ronald Reagan Parkway.
Next we’ll be told this other guy doesn’t exist either. 
“Never Happened. Got It?” 
A federal judge has ordered the Bush White House to produce Secret Service records of White House visitors, but the Administration argued in Federal Appeals Court Monday that the President’s advice seeking cloak of invisibility covers all entering the White House grounds.
The Bushies introduced a novel scheme to avoid disclosure: the Secret Service checks you in, passes the record to the White House staff, then destroys it’s own record. Presto, nothing to see here!
The AP says a hearing judge summed up the White House defense of Groundskeeper Willie:
“Under the government’s theory … visits to the White House social planner, caterer and gardener would all be secret because the president needs to receive advice privately.”
