Oprah-size Your Holiday: Ditch Family, Friends & Football for Clinton Repeat!
Bill’s Back and Oprah’s got him
Re-running her legendary September interview, America’s Quizmaster grills Bill on just how come he gives away all his money? 
Plus, the former fatty discusses his campaign against childhood obesity on the nation’s lardiest holiday.
The Big Wind
Meanwhile, the Clinton Foundation joins the tidal wave of Thanksgiving holiday recipe and advice giving, offering broadly sensible tips while targeting canned cranberries for annihilation.
Umm, Death Sauce
