Halloween Hail To The Chief

bush-pumpkin-halloween.jpg A spectre is haunting the Presidency. Or two of them. pumpkin-be-scary.jpg

Tales of presidential ghosts, just in time for the candy filled delights of Halloween. The McClatchy-Tribune News Service tells the tale of a John F. Kennedy rocker which keeps creaking at Yosemite’s Ahwahnee Hotel kennedy-ahwahnee-hotel-ghosts.jpg

“When President John F. Kennedy stayed on the third floor in 1962, a rocking chair was placed in his room so he could rock and help alleviate his chronic back pain. After Kennedy’s death, housekeepers began reporting seeing a chair rocking slowly in the room where the president had stayed — even though the room hasn’t been furnished with a rocking chair since Kennedy’s visit.”

Elsewhere, Britannica Blog points to strange doings in Yorba Linda:

“Shortly after Nixon was entombed on the grounds in 1994, a night watchman reported seeing a luminous green mist over the president’s grave. nixon-grave-stone.jpg He also heard tapping sounds emanating from an exhibit room”

Nixon Does A Trotsky

PC World offers a tutorial on how to cheat on the Lessons Of History: Photoshop it.

Dave Johnson offers step by step instructions on how to do it just like the golden days of yesteryear in the USSR, when Trotsky and others disappeared

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from photographs, and often the world.

The starting point is of course Elvis and Nixon at the White House. nixon-elvis-before.jpg Their standing in cultural memory may be indicated in the fact that it’s Nixon who has to gonixon-partially-erased-elvis.jpg and “your name here” steps into the breach. nixon-erased-elvis.jpg

Fred Under Fire

One reason for the Republican candidate competition to out Ronnie one another is that President Reagan didn’t leave as public a paper trail as Richard Nixon.

ABC’s hard hitting investigative reporter Brian Ross illustrates the point today with a straight from his Bat Phone ross-brian-abc-news.jpg report. It’s the latest version of what is becoming a beloved classic: Richard Nixon dumping on young Fred Thompson.

The old war horse saying Thompson nixon-thompson.jpg “isn’t very smart…But he’s friendly” never loses it’s charm. It also isn’t terribly new.

The New York Times had all the quotes in August, and a not very comprehensive Google search finds 1997 Wall Street Journal mentions from the last big Nixon tape dump.

Ross does provide a public service by putting a tape excerpt on the ABC News site

The Other

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Richard Nixon remains America’s richest source of news from beyond the grave. In two pieces working off new Nixon transcripts and papers we have far richer detail of the great man’s Jewphobia.

Nailing Fred “The Jew Counter” Malek one more time is especially satisfying, with the release of his thoughtful reference to “the other demographic criterion that was discussed.” Malek is currently straight shooting for the McCain campaign.

We learn elsewhere that Nixon supported the release of the Nazi Rudolf Hess, Hitler’s former deputy.

Ronald Reagan Destination Weddings?

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Local Semi Valley officials are contemplating the next step at the Ronald Reagan City-Upon-A-Hill, err, Presidential Library.

Alongside the popular grave and Air Force One concessions they envision a luxury hotel, hoping to capture tourist dollars now spent elsewhere. The Ronald Reagan Master Suite and tours from off site hotels [see “events & packages”] are apparently not enough.

With the possible additional benefit of doing Nixon down! nixon-event-badge.jpg