Remembering history the way they wished it had been
Right Said Fred 
John McCain could go anywhere Tuesday night to mark victories in the Potomac Primary. He chose to spend time at the home of Nixon’s Jew counter.
Lest we forget, Richard Nixon dispatched now McCain fundraiser Fred Malek to count “the other demographic criterion that was discussed†[Jews] at the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
Shape Shifter 
The Philippines continues it’s development into a Bizarro World version of America.
Philippine President Gloria Arroyo has gone from discussions of her “doing a Ford” and pardoning her predecessor [she did] to her current crisis, where she is urged to “Do A Nixon” 
and resign over corruption charges.
No word on if she’ll do a Mukasey and claim no crime can have been committed. 
It Was Grand 
Remember when Presidents and candidates would get all gosh ‘n shucksee, trying to get down all hillbilly-licous with their rural cousins? 
A country music blog says they don’t write, they don’t call no more.
And shockingly, “Barack Obama has been noticeably country music-free.”
Before It’s Too Late 
Just when we are shedding the Bushes and cracks appear in the His ‘n Her Presidencies juggernaut, a new dynastic threat looms.
It may take swallowing a second generation of Romney, but it’s a price worth paying to strangle this political career in it’s cradle.
When the New York Times asked Nixon’s Grandson about his future, Christopher Nixon Cox brings the coy:
“When asked if he would ever consider running for public office, Mr. Cox sidestepped a bit. “For me, the key is to serve my country and my community in whatever way I can,†he said. “It can’t be about ego. It has to be about using my talents to serve the country in the best way I can. Right now, that means working for John McCain.â€
You have been warned.
From the wide wide world of blogging comes perhaps America’s most disturbing baby birthday picture:
