Which One Is Not Like The Others? 
John McCain likes to present himself as a “foot soldier in the Reagan revolution,” but at times it’s more like the Nixon restoration. 
Smiles all around, or what passes for them, as John McCain marked his nomination victory in Texas. And who did he choose to spend this special moment with? Freddie “The Jew Counter” Malek!
Malek’s infamous Nixon mission to sniff out the hidden Jews of the Bureau of Labor Statistics is a fading memory, disappeared by the straight talkers flocking to the McCain banner.
Loser 
Your Washington Times continues to perform magnificently as the daily diary of the Confederate Dream. Their latest is an esquisitly detailed roundup on all the festivities unfolding in this, the Jefferson Davis Bicentennial Year.
The creepy efforts to ape real President’s commemorations will be at full force in 2008. There appear to be at least two reenactments of Davis’s swearing in as secessionist President, and strained efforts to tie Davis to Black History Month have been presented with a straight face. The festive schedule will climax with the the reopening of the Davis Beauvoir home in Gulfport Mississippi, the “Mount Vernon of the Confederacy.”
Beauvoir was largely destroyed by Hurricane Katrina,
proving there is a God. 
The neighboring Davis “Presidential Library” was flattened. 
Its all being rebuilt at a cost of $20 million, provided in part by serial bankrupt Donald Trump and the federal government, over the objections of the NAACP.
But for all this, the first Davis oath reenactment attracted a few hundred. The post-Katrina relaunch of Beauvoir was so sparsely attended they used odd cropping to hide the size of the crowd. 
The Lost Cause appears to be getting loster.
Right Said Fred 
John McCain could go anywhere Tuesday night to mark victories in the Potomac Primary. He chose to spend time at the home of Nixon’s Jew counter.
Lest we forget, Richard Nixon dispatched now McCain fundraiser Fred Malek to count “the other demographic criterion that was discussed†[Jews] at the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
It Was Grand 
Remember when Presidents and candidates would get all gosh ‘n shucksee, trying to get down all hillbilly-licous with their rural cousins? 
A country music blog says they don’t write, they don’t call no more.
And shockingly, “Barack Obama has been noticeably country music-free.”
“I would love to see a President Huckabee 
…because if our president were named ‘Huckabee,”
how bad could anything really seem?… It’d be as if
the entire country was animated by Hanna Barbera.”
– Stephen Colbert
From the Associated Press comes word that Colbert’s vision is already being realised in Huckabee’s [and Clinton’s] hometown of Hope Arkansas, with a lake named for Huckabee. 
