Remembering history the way they wished it had been
Cheshire Connecticut is marking the one time residence of a future president, marred only by the fact they don’t know where exactly he lived.
“It is believed Ford lived somewhere in the area of the Ball and Socket factory around Warren Street while he coached football and attended Yale Law School from 1935 to 1941.“
They’ve solved this by sprinkling signs all over town.
Stuffed 
Opponents of the proposed Oyster Bay Long Island Theodore Roosevelt museum call the trim, new look museum proposal a mess still. TheSaveFiremansFieldians look at the numbers, and say cutting the Roosevelt’s size a non-response to the real questions.
“The fact of the new “scaled back” version of the TR Museum does nothing to change the fact that the Firemen’s Field site in Oyster Bay is approached by only two lane roads from a perimeter area of 5 miles. How will the little Hamlet of Oyster Bay be able to handle all that traffic. After first indicating the museum would attract 500,000 visitors a year, the Theodore Roosevelt Association has now scaled back that projection to just 100,000 visitors a year, in a vein attempt to make the proposal more attractive to the hamlet. Even 100,000 visitors would swamp our little community, but the fact is that the original figure of 500,000 – at LEAST that – is far more accurate.”
And the Field Savers aren’t standing still. They’ve invaded the myspace, with the stirring cry,
“ Groups and individuals with parking concerns should join with us to defend the field.”
Crimes of State 
From RateMySpace comes the outcome of aiming low: replicating the august magic magic of the White House – Home-style!
The Reagan bust on the shelf shows the path of destiny, and the Presidential Seal on the wall says, yes, I am trying for that look.
“I would love to see a President Huckabee 
…because if our president were named ‘Huckabee,”
how bad could anything really seem?… It’d be as if
the entire country was animated by Hanna Barbera.”
From the Associated Press comes word that Colbert’s vision is already being realised in Huckabee’s [and Clinton’s] hometown of Hope Arkansas, with a lake named for Huckabee. 
