Remembering history the way they wished it had been
Philadelphia Freedom 
Philadelphia is recognising a George Washington slave who escaped while he lived in the city. Oney Judge was one of nine slaves the Father of Our country brought with him to the nation’s first capitol, and one of two who escaped. Their experiences have been in the news with the excavation of The President’s House site in Independence Square.
Judge lived the remainder of her life a fugitive in New Hampshire.
Founding Follicles 
Perhaps your creepiest option to mark President’s Day is in Philadelphia, where they are displaying hair samples of the founding fathers.
The history is sort of dubious, except as an illustration of odd 19th century obsessions.
Enjoy!
False Coin:
Don’t Take This From Ben Stein 
A new front in the War On President’s Day! Cuddly Conservative Curmudgeon Ben Stein is trying to mobilize America’s unease at the vagueness of the holiday to somehow make a case against evolution. 
Let’s watch him go!
“Until the late 1980’s when the generic “President’s Day†became the official holiday that subsumed them, America used to celebrate the birthdays of both George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
As a result, “Darwin Day†has now supplanted Lincoln’s Birthday in the popular imagination; both men were born on February 12, 1809.”
It falls to biologist P.Z. Myers to try an unravel this “dense array of concentrated stupid.”
“”President’s Day” did diminish awareness of Lincoln’s birthday and reduced the appreciation of a president in exchange for a 3-day weekend, but Darwin had nothing to do with that, and it did not replace Lincoln with Darwin in the popular imagination — ask most people what the significance of 12 February might be, and you’ll get a blank look.”
Joshua Rosenau joins the fun:
“The law moving that celebration to the third Monday in February was signed into law in 1971, during Richard Nixon’s presidency. Ben Stein was, of course, a staffer in that administration, and didn’t have to remain silent on the Lincoln snub for 37 years. He could have insisted that the day be known not as “Washington’s Birthday,” but as Lincoln’s and Washington’s Birthdays,” or some such construction (though that wouldn’t have gone over well with Nixon’s race-baiting Southern Strategy). He didn’t.”
Ultimately, of course, it all comes down to Beating the Reds, yesterday if need be.
“Pessimism is a malady to be overcome, not encouraged – and it is certainly not a quality (or a theory) to be celebrated. As history teaches us – inherently pessimistic scientific theories, like all decadent theories (socialism, communism) eventually give way to those that actually work.
The sixteenth President of the United States believed what our country’s founders believed and that The Declaration of Independence so clearly stated – that all men were endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, including life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”
It’s Alive! 
As President’s Day morphed into All Presidents, All The Time Day, its just gotten weirder and more unwieldy.
Republicans try to shoehorn Reagan in with fellow February Birthday Boys Washington and Lincoln, while complaining that one day really doesn’t do the lads justice. And lament the passing of glorious days of old when we heard of Lincoln learning to read by the light of a single lump of coal.
Meanwhile at the Carter Library they’ve gone beyond mere days to celebrate “President’s Month“!
Sadly Lacking 
A supporter of adding Ronald Reagan to Mount Rushmore is taking the cargo cult route, a visual version of building the runways so the planes will come.
In the case of Fred J. Eckert it’s make the image and the statue will follow.
“I want to help hurry the inevitable,” vows the former Amassador to Fiji [and Tonga!], a one-term New York Congressman who took a safe Republican seat and lost it to a Democrat who’s held it ever since.
Jack Kemp calls the result “classy.” 
