The Nation awaits an orgy of destruction, with release imminent of beloved Director Roland
Emmerich’s latest disaster porn epic, “2012”.
Apparently the Mayan’s foretold our doom even while hurtling unaware to their own demise. Or something
 Emmerich has a history of this, of course.       
Audiences cheered the jolly destruction of Bill Clinton’s White House in 1996.
This time Real America’s chosen instrument to destroy the nest of Socialism is of course the mothballed USS John F. Kennedy, recalled to serve the Republic for one last mission
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To the storied Plains of Kosovo, where the embattled former Yugoslav dominion rebuilds itself as an alternative Albania.
Like the Land of Eagles, Kosovo loves them some US Presidents. Pristina pines for former President Bill Clinton to dedicate the massive statue they’ve erected on Clinton Boulevard in his honor, but he won’t be able to come until next month.
Kosovars love of Freedom’s Own Land and its former leaders is apparent at every turn. 
A Bridge In The 21st Century 
Excitement builds in Little Rock, where the Wall Street Journal reports federal stimulus money has been allotted to finally fix the old bridge picturesquely decaying by the
Clinton Presidential Library. Sure some say the Library promised to repair the bridge to secure the site, but that’s water somewhere when it comes to tourism promotion!
Friday In A Hall With George             
Former President Bill Clinton’s joint appearance with his despised [ if not quite as much as before] successor has not gone unnoticed.
And:
Bill Clinton: A Disgraceful George W Bush Enabler
A thoughtful George W. Bush once said his successor “deserves my silence.” Would that his predecessor felt the same.
Phil-ing Up Space 
 The Clinton Library lecture series continues its cavalcade of the unspeakable and the available.
The latest? Beloved TV doctor, “Dr” Phil! 
Phil brings his patented bullshit and charm to the Clinton School of Public Service’s leaders of tomorrow Monday.
The School’s distinguished speakers series are now available on line in tiny boxes, and who is the most watched video crumpet?
Public servant, whore-hound, 
seeker of truth, Jerry Springer defies category.
Industrial Fans Complete The Dungeon Look  
