Bill Clinton joins the fellow glam merchants Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jay-Z in flogging ruinously expensive watches, in Clinton’s case $137,300 platinum time pieces.

And it’s all for charity[his]!

The limited edition “Jules Audemars Clinton Foundation Equation of Time timepiece” [say it aloud and watch time fly!] kicks back some money to the Clinton Foundation, everyone gets a picture with Bill and goes home happy.

But how will this impact the Clinton Library’s Timex sales?

Watch Me!

The Associated Press explores what might happen if President Bush makes no move to defend his Executive Order keeping presidential papers forever subject to control by formers and their families. Not challenging the court ruling against him.

In this magical world, a foia-fevered Bush lets loose any and all papers former President Clinton has signed off on, and they are loosed upon a grateful world.

No appeals, no vetoes.

And it can happen IF YOU BELIEVE!

Bill Clinton says it’s not him, it’s them.

Or rather, he said it last week, but breathless purveyer of Clinton document stories The New York Sun just got around to it.

The paper does have some useful information countering the notion Hillary Clinton sits atop a pile of documents blocking historians with her steely glare. In response to Judicial Watch’s complaints about alleged delays, the Clinton Library point to who they see as the real culprit. The Library claims that White House review after Clinton signs off on document releases takes an average 8 months.

This is a delay created by President Bush in a court-challenged Executive Order.

Damp but determined.

Any opportunity to mention Bill Clinton singer/donor Denise Rich is a great day. But before we get all excited about Hillary Clinton and Clinton Library donors, lets recall where we are on Presidential Library disclosure.

Bill Clinton has spoken, and correctly pointed out that his Arab money is entitled to the same secrecy under current law as that of the former and current Presidents Bush.

Nothing is happening in the Senate on the disclosure bill, and a companion bill to overturn President George Bush’s secrecy in perpetuity executive order has been stalled by an apparently random Republican Senator from Kentucky.

And since when has Washington been squeamish about dubious money and it’s holders? Wave upon wave of baby showers have been organized recently by Washington wives and women with real jobs for the wife of the Ambassador of Kuwait, proud representative of their Filipino maid-raping homeland.

Former President Bill Clinton always asks the tough questions. As the web site of his global initiative to change life as we know it asks,”Want to change the world, but not sure how?”

Today’s Wall Street Journal provides a portrait of one way gone wrong, as an Italian Clinton honoree falls out with other Clinton supporters. The story spans the globe from the Sea of Cortez to Vatican City, just in time for The Clinton Global Initiative gathering in New York. And to make the Financial Time’s vast CGI package look kinda soft.

Doing well by doing good always looks like fun!