Jenna’s Big Day* 
Crawford’s festive wedding atmosphere will be even more lively this weekend, now that famed director Oliver Stone has confirmed what a mess his upcoming biopic of President Bush will be.
The First Family can party responsibly, knowing that it’s gonna be another Stone classic.
With all the epic events of Bush’s life in draw on, Stone pledges to scratch the surface.
“…we don’t really know much about Mr. Bush beyond the controlled images we’ve been allowed to see on TV. This movie’s taking a bold stab at looking behind that curtain.”
*simulation
…They Might Say, “I Suppose, But Lose The Doofus Narrator”
It’s come to this: after following the familiar path from dissident Trotskyist to NATO enthusiast, Christopher Hitchens finds himself in the company of “libertarians.”
But it’s all for charity! 
Hitchens recently attended a booze-up benefiting the “Jefferson One” – the sole arrestee at a late night Jefferson Memorial gathering of “Jefferson enthusiasts”. Arrest video with deeply lame commentary [“Read these walls…Thomas Jefferson is looking down and he is going to be very dissatisfied”] here.
Libertarian is a misnomer for these corporate hirelings. The event was organized by “Bureaucrash, the youth-oriented libertarian affiliate of the Competitive Enterprise Institute.” the latest in a proud tradition of Washington hacks trying to reach The Youth with sad youthquake outreach efforts.
“While most youth politics supports the growth of the already bloated government bureaucracy, we fight for freedom.”
Anyone miss them “Lead Or Leave” boys?
You Don’t Say 
Just as they were getting all contemporary with a blog, comes word that the Calvin Coolidge Presidential Library & Museum’s hours will be cut back.
The Library is housed in the Northampton Massachusetts public library, which is making general cutbacks.
” Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We’ll keep the Bush flag flying here.”
[with apologies to Jim Connell]
The ground may be shifting beneath their feet, but Southern Methodist University’s website has been updated with the proud boast of the Bush Library.
Delete, Deny, Delay 
The White House has no way of telling what presidential records were lost or deleted in the buildup to the Iraq invasion, and can’t be bothered to look.
The Bush Administration responded to a federal court demand that it explain just how messed up it’s record keeping is.
Opponents were not impressed with their answers.
“The White House yesterday admitted to a federal magistrate judge that it has no computer back-up tapes with data written before May 23, 2003, and that it cannot track the history of individual hard drives within the White House system that may contain missing e-mails.”
The White House sneers that it’s court opponents seek”extreme injunctive relief,” that this is all none of their business, that they lack standing – making claims of malfeasance without having established their right to ask questions.
Administration lawyers argue that tracking down the records which they have lost, cleaning up the mess they made, would be time consuming, and might inconvenience current staff. The White House doesn’t even want to chase down three year old and more laptops to see if they contain lost documents.
Even as they admit their half-assed email archiving systemically failed, that “the earliest date on which data was written on any of the 438 tapes is May 23, 2003,” they baldly assert that they really shouldn’t be bothered with all this fuss.
And lest we forget, an author who has tracked the whole sad saga reminds us of the other lost documents:
“…in the 2,072 days between September 11, 2001 and May 15, 2007, a minimum of 103.6 million messages were likely sent by White House staffers on RNC servers….That’s an overt violation of the Presidential Records Act. Because these e-mails weren’t on White House servers, there wasn’t even a token attempt made to preserve them as is required by federal law. In fact, the RNC regularly deleted those e-mails.”
