ABC’s resurrection of Richard Nixon’s Fred Thompson observations [“dumb as hell,” “he isn’t very smart, is he?”] has stirred the legions of Nixon nostalgists from their slumbers.

Presidential Multiple Guess Quiz Dean Paul Slansky tears back onto the field with a Huffington Post offering, “Contempter-in-Chief: The Richard Nixon Quiz,” demonstrating that Thompson got off easy.

Whether calling George Scultz “candy-ass,” Ronald Reagan “strange,” or sharing his views of the “SEC Jewboys,” Nixon never disappoints.

Paul Slansky: National Treasure.