Remembering history the way they wished it had been
Local Semi Valley officials are contemplating the next step at the Ronald Reagan City-Upon-A-Hill, err, Presidential Library.
Alongside the popular grave and Air Force One concessions they envision a luxury hotel, hoping to capture tourist dollars now spent elsewhere. The Ronald Reagan Master Suite and tours from off site hotels [see “events & packages”] are apparently not enough.
With the possible additional benefit of doing Nixon down! 
He corresponds with ordinary citizens by email, and actually lives on his ranch. The ranch is home to his Presidential Library, inspired by fellow thespian-politician Ronald Reagan.
But this former President can’t leave home. He’s under house detention. And running spies in the White House.
Former Philippine President and action star Joseph Estrada is popularly known as ERAP. He’s confined to his ranch, appealing his conviction on corruption charges. His films portrayed him as a sort of Filipino everyman. Jokes about him litter the Internet. His term was interrupted by a 2001 soft coup after impeachment efforts failed, and prosecutors have pursued him for crimes in office. He is suspected of ties to counter coup plotters.
Two spies who funneled information from Vice President Cheney’s office to Estrada and other Philippine opposition figures were sentenced to six and ten year terms.
Estrada says his presidential library and museum was inspired by a pilgrimage to Simi Valley, and his too features his film career and an enourmous bronze statue of himself.
Competing with his attraction is the better known Imelda Marcos shoe collection.
Estrada’s Vice President succeeded him and still serves, and is now flirting with a Fordist wound healing pardon.
The New York Times‘ lifting the money veil from it’s op-ed page has already paid off for HISTORY!
Tuesday’s letters include an update on President Dwight Eisenhower, who quietly, in private, to friends, allowed as how he may have had some reservations about Barry Goldwater opposing the Civil Rights Act.
Whew!
That’ll sink the story of him sympathising with Southern racists at a post Brown vs. Board of Education dinner with Earl Warren:
“All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some big overgrown Negroes.”
Western Michigan remembers, or forgets to detassel.
