Nixon Is My Dentist
Late of the beloved anarcho-syndicalist one hit wonders Chumbawamba, Danbert Nobacon has released The Library Book Of The World, backed by the musical stylings of the Pine Valley Cosmonauts.
For our purposes the highlight is the song Nixon Is My Dentist, sadly not available on the artist’s MySpace page.
We can enjoy the lyrics though, as the late President contemplates the devastation Bush has wrought:
“NIXON JOLTS, BOLT UPRIGHT IN HIS GRAVE
BANGS HIS HEAD ON THE LID … … HE NEEDS A SHAVE
PAT LOOKS ROPEY, SHE’S SEEN BETTER DAYS
THEY CAN’T BELIEVE HOW WELL THE PRESS BEHAVES
(HE SAYS) YOU DON’T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU GOT IT SON”
