Feet Tragically Obscured
Good news from the watery Philippines, where tragic flooding ends on a happy note. Renowned shoe fetishist and drag queen ideal Imelda Marcos’s shoe collection at the Marikina Shoe Museum was plucked from the rising waters by quick thinking museum staff.
Now the Marcos family can concentrate on the career of Strongman Scion Bong-Bong Marcos.
Tough Love 
Word that Michael Reagan has taken his search for daddy love to a new low.
America’s third rated right-wing talk radio network has dropped Ronald Reagan’s eldest son, according to blatherwatch, and he has landed at the American Family Association’s fourth rated one.
AFA’s larger claim to fame is their long time jefe maximo Donald Wildman, who periodically sallies forth from his cracker redoubt launching War On War On Christmas battle-cries such as:
Blatherwatch says the AFA “network” is an agglomeration of the sort of dinky-town stations “that depend on evangelists and vitamin salesmen who pay for their own shows.”
Little Reagan seems increasingly out of touch. His web-page flogs Reagan fantisist Paul Kangor’s book on Reagan crony and Saddam emissary William “The Horse Theif” Clark, and features a link to the defunct Senate site of George Allen, who lost his seat in 2006.