Fauxing It In 
The George W. Bush Library-To-Be’s failure to secure likely website names has been the subject of speculation over future confusion. The future is now here.
The anti-Bushite at theruminationsofoldnfeeble has confused georgewbush.org with the real deal, and is suitably outraged.
“There he is. In all his finest, chest-puffing commander-in-chief regalia. Can you believe it? The one image you’d think they’d bury in the basement. The image that captures that “Mission Accomplished†moment from this endless, senseless, insane war Bush has drug this country into.
Is there ANY end to the unmitigated gall of this egomaniac and his cohorts?”
Get Me Central 
Thrilling new tapes from the Lyndon Johnson Presidential Library are released, showing his intense identification with Israel.
All well and good, but tales of American presidents and the plucky Jewish State are beginning to get mushy. We’ve had Harry Truman’s recognition of Israel commemorated, a hideous Kennedy memorial defaces the Jerusalem 
landscape, and Johnson’s Jewish ties are being extended back to his first term in Congress.
With some unfortunate photo placement.
The effect of all this is to extend the current US role as Israeli’s godfather back in time, burying the whole period when France provided nuclear technology and most of their conventional weapons, and of Czechoslovakia’s arms during the War of Independence.
The anachronistic centrality we are seeing starts is beginning to resemble the hemp cultists 
counting past presidents who grew the crop.
Craggy! 
South Dakota’s favorite sons look down on an aspirant.
All Seeing 
It’s always great to hear from beloved old war criminal Henry Kissinger, and he does not disappoint in the latest “Lunch With the FT.”
A glancing effort comparing his perspective on Iraq:
“If we withdraw from Iraq, the radical elements in all the neighbouring Arab countries will be greatly encouraged.â€
…leads to the triumphant return of the Domino Theory:
“the collapse in Vietnam was partly compensated for by the almost simultaneous and fortuitous disintegration of the Soviet Union.”
The 15 years he thus whisks away may seem but the twinkling of an eye to an elder statesman like Kissinger, but it also has the additional benefit of wiping out his post-Vietnam adventures supporting South Africa’s invasion of Angola and Indonesia’s of East Timor.
Kissinger clearly has something going on with the period, lying about it in his memoirs and as recently as
Gerald Ford’s funeral:
“He sparked the initiative to bring majority rule to southern Africa, a policy that was a major factor in ending colonialism there.”
Kissinger was so desperately blocking dominoes back then that he even pitched Frank Sinatra for help in Africa.
Only Interactivity Can Save Them! 
Southern Methodist University Bush Library opponents have two months to block the future home of freedom in exile.
There’s no time to waste.
They don’t seem to have solved their wobbly supporter problem, but faith in the power to cloud men’s minds sustains them.
All the modern conveniences will be deployed. Yes, even faxes!
“The campaign will entail an intensive public relations effort incorporating print, internet, fax, radio, TV and advertising.”
The real trick up their collective sleeve will be the power of the nets, as they pledge themselves to:
” designing and uploading a high-quality website with blog and interactive capability.”
These mighty tasks have been entrusted to the dynamos at P&S Associates of Maine LLC, run by yet another Methodist clergyman. This is the team responsible for the “Impeach Bush for Peace” website, which incorporates all the bells and whistles planned for the blog that will block Bush.
I think that thing in the corner is a peach. Gaze upon the future!
