Behold, The George W.Bush Presidential Library!
At least it has pillars.
The prolonged negotiations with Southern Methodist University have had no public result, and a man needs a place for his junk.
The National Archives has rented this handsome warehouse outside Dallas for the interim Bush papers dumping ground, a holding action until the finished library opens, somewhere.
The warehouse lacks even the limited romance lent by Bush Senior and Bill Clinton’s initial locations, a bowling alley and a former car dealership.
Nearby neighbors include a 
Spirit Halloween Superstore, whose national sales for John Kerry 
masks outsell their Bush Mask.
That may not be a negative for Bush. The surprisingly life-like Cheney outsells him too. 
