Archive for June, 2007

President Hillery: Been There, Done That

Tomorrow’s news today!

The Cowboy Way

George Allen assures “The Hill” he is super busy these days, so busy the former Virginia Governor, Senator and one time Heir to the Reagan Legacy isn’t running for office anytime soon. How does he fill his days? His Good Government Action Fund is a Virgina state PAC, but good […]

Seance In Springfield

Fresh on the heels of their hundred thousand dollar purchase of a Lincoln portrait by artist cheezemeister LeRoy Neiman, the Lincoln Museum is aiming higher. They are now spending as much as twenty million dollars for a private Lincoln collection.
Museum officials claim the presence of relics such as Lincoln’s hat will allow […]

Nixon: Taking A Stand At The Border

Building on the innovations which have given us the first rent-able-for-parties White House East Room reproduction and a salute to presidential helicopters, the Nixon museum is now apparently hosting political rallies.
But not your polite presidential candidate on tour offering homage to the sage of Yorba Linda. This was […]

Time And Tide Wait For This Guy Especially

The swamp is reclaiming it’s own in Washington. The Jefferson Memorial sits perched on the edge of the Tidal Basin along the Potomac, and it’s sinking.
The National Park Service may be preparing for the worst. If you go to their Jefferson Memorial page’s in depth information […]